Kittens, I say this every year, but I think I’m too old to party three days in a row for Pride. In fact, I know it. My body won’t stop yelling it at me this morning. But, still, totally worth it. Though, I made the rookie mistake of leaving my watch on while out in the sun and festivities all day yesterday. So I’ve got awesome screw-on hands today. Other fun things that happened at Pride? New York passed gay marriage. Equality is the best reason to party, period. I met Tegan & Sara. They were casually selling merchandise at the Revel & Riot booth all day. It was fun to watch the wave of recognition as the gay ladies passed by. Oh, wait, are they…HOLY CRAP. I also met my very talented AfterEllen colleague Lindsey Byrnes. Super cool gal who is excellent at finding funnel cakes. And, let’s see what else? Cocktails. Dancing. Rainbows. You know, the usual. But because of that I’m a wee bit exhausted today. So in lieu of a full post, please enjoy 10 minutes of everyone’s favorite closet lesbian and straight-up bitch Santana Lopez doing what she does. Can you believe I only saw one “Lesbanese” T-shirt all weekend? Hope you all had a happy Pride, too. Now, who else wants a nap?
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Kittens, I say this every year, but I think I’m too old to party three days in a row for Pride. In fact, I know it. My body won’t stop yelling it at me this morning. But, still, totally worth it. Though, I made the rookie mistake of leaving my watch on while out in the sun and festivities all day yesterday. So I’ve got awesome screw-on hands today. Other fun things that happened at Pride? New York passed gay marriage. Equality is the best reason to party, period. I met Tegan & Sara. They were casually selling merchandise at the Revel & Riot booth all day. It was fun to watch the wave of recognition as the gay ladies passed by. Oh, wait, are they…HOLY CRAP. I also met my very talented AfterEllen colleague Lindsey Byrnes. Super cool gal who is excellent at finding funnel cakes. And, let’s see what else? Cocktails. Dancing. Rainbows. You know, the usual. But because of that I’m a wee bit exhausted today. So in lieu of a full post, please enjoy 10 minutes of everyone’s favorite closet lesbian and straight-up bitch Santana Lopez doing what she does. Can you believe I only saw one “Lesbanese” T-shirt all weekend? Hope you all had a happy Pride, too. Now, who else wants a nap?
Lesbothrobs
Oh, Rachel, Rachel. Suspenders. What are you doing to us? SUSPENDERS. You know what kind of tizzy this will put us gay ladies into. How could you not? In fact, I think secretly you enjoy it. Yep, for all the adorable self deprecation, there has to be a teeny-tiny part of that big, magnificent brain of yours that is loving this lesbian heartthrob status. But, why not? It’s fun to be a lesbian heartthrob. Still lest you think I have only one big gay pin-up inside my locker, let me remind you that there are plenty of lesbian heartthrobs to go around. And to think some girls go crazy over Zac Efron. Silly girls.
Ellen DeGeneres
I think she’ll do great on Idol. I mean, it’s a fancy karaoke contest. Chill, people.
Jane Lynch
“Yes. We. CANE!” But seriously, I would totally let Jane cane me. With a safety word. And a blindfold.
Tegan, Amanda Palmer, Sara
Gay hipster super powers – activate!
Wanda Sykes
But a cap, tight T-shirt and leather jacket are decidedly not whack.
Amanda Moore
To keep from swallowing my tongue, I’ll take a cue from Amanda and hold on instead.
Leisha Hailey
I miss Alice. Not enough to sit through “The Farm,” but enough to sit through the episode of “CSI” where Leisha was a wolfgirl.
Cherry Jones
Did she not look fantastic at the Emmys? Also, I heard she broke up with Sarah Paulson. How sad. Hey Cherry, I like the theater. What? I’m just saying.
Jodie Foster
This is Jodie Foster on the streets of New York last month. This is what gay looks like.
I think she’ll do great on Idol. I mean, it’s a fancy karaoke contest. Chill, people.Jane Lynch
“Yes. We. CANE!” But seriously, I would totally let Jane cane me. With a safety word. And a blindfold.Tegan, Amanda Palmer, Sara
Gay hipster super powers – activate!Wanda Sykes
But a cap, tight T-shirt and leather jacket are decidedly not whack.Amanda Moore
To keep from swallowing my tongue, I’ll take a cue from Amanda and hold on instead.Leisha Hailey
I miss Alice. Not enough to sit through “The Farm,” but enough to sit through the episode of “CSI” where Leisha was a wolfgirl.Cherry Jones
Did she not look fantastic at the Emmys? Also, I heard she broke up with Sarah Paulson. How sad. Hey Cherry, I like the theater. What? I’m just saying.Jodie Foster
This is Jodie Foster on the streets of New York last month. This is what gay looks like.Who is going in your locker, so to speak? And quit doodling Mrs. Rachel Maddow on your Trapper Keeper. What is this, junior high?
Tank Top Tuesday
My Weekend Crush last Friday had the added benefit of reminding me that I really don’t post about music enough. Granted, I’m no music blogger. While I love every buttery morsel of pop culture, I’ve always have been more of a film/TV connoisseur than a music aficionado. In fact, the breadth of my musical abilities involved reaching over and turning on the radio. Over the years, for whatever reason, my consumption of music has gone from obsessive to casual. Who knows why: lack of free time, lack of attention span, lack of auditory acuity. But that doesn’t mean my enjoyment of music has decreased, nor has my admiration for the musicians. And somehow the music sounds even better when they’re wearing tank tops. Funny how that works.Alicia Keys
Nothing gay about this picture, nothing at all.
Brandi Carlile
See above.
Rachael Cantu & Missy Higgins
There are actually two things gay about this picture.
Missy & her arms
See above, again.
Tegan and Sara
Did you know it’s really fucking hard to find a picture of both Tegan and Sara in tank tops? Did you know that the best I could do was these muscle shirty things? Did you know I love them, regardless? Well, now you do.
M.I.A.
This is really more suspenders than a tank top. Close enough.
Feist
1, 2, 3, 4 tell me that Feist should wear tank tops more.
Debbie Harry
Call me, indeed.
Joan Jett
Joan Jett gets more chicks than you. This is just a fact.
Nothing gay about this picture, nothing at all.Brandi Carlile
See above.Rachael Cantu & Missy Higgins
There are actually two things gay about this picture.Missy & her arms
See above, again.Tegan and Sara
Did you know it’s really fucking hard to find a picture of both Tegan and Sara in tank tops? Did you know that the best I could do was these muscle shirty things? Did you know I love them, regardless? Well, now you do.M.I.A.
This is really more suspenders than a tank top. Close enough.Feist
1, 2, 3, 4 tell me that Feist should wear tank tops more.Debbie Harry
Call me, indeed.Joan Jett
Joan Jett gets more chicks than you. This is just a fact.
See, told you.
My Weekend Crush
Oh, Erin Daniels. Seeing you last night on “CSI” reminded me just how much I miss seeing you on my TV every week. In fact, it inspired me to partake in another epic YouTube timesuck of Dana clips. And, dammit, if I didn't smile and giggle and even clap my hands with glee. So. Fucking. Cute. Erin is that most rare combination of stunning and silly. She is, hands down, gorgeous. But what makes her special is that endearing goofiness. Pretty much, she had me at “crispay.” Beneath the beauty is an adorable awkwardness and vulnerable openness that makes her utterly relatable, not to mention entirely huggable. She makes it impossible to not root for her. And root I do. Each time she pops up again on my TV – from “Dexter” to “CSI: NY” and “Saving Grace” to “Swingtown” – I feel like cheering. Plus, no one dorky dances like Dana Fairbanks. No one. Happy weekend, all.
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